:define person
    0.7 "A close friend will "
    0.3 "You will "
:define goodfortune
    0.1 person "make rain on the planet Mars"
    0.9 "nice things will happen today :)"
:define fortune
    0.5 "drink a boatload of milk"
    0.5 "get h*ckin angry for no reason"
:return
    0.8 person fortune
    0.2 goodfortune
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