A fellow bought a new car, a Nissan, and was quite happy with his purchase.
He was something of an animist, however, and felt that the car really ought
to have a name.  This presented a problem, as he was not sure if the name
should be masculine or feminine.
	After considerable thought, he settled on an naming the car either
Belchazar or Beaumadine, but remained in a quandry about the final choice.
	"Is a Nissan male or female?" he began asking his friends.  Most of
them looked at him pecularly, mumbled things about urgent appointments, and
went on their way rather quickly.
	He finally broached the question to a lady he knew who held a black
belt in judo.  She thought for a moment and answered "Feminine."
	The swiftness of her response puzzled him. "You're sure of that?" he
asked.
	"Certainly," she replied. "They wouldn't sell very well if they were
masculine."
	"Unhhh...  Well, why not?"
	"Because people want a car with a reputation for going when you want
it to.  And, if Nissan's are female, it's like they say...  `Each Nissan, she
go!'"

	[No, we WON'T explain it; go ask someone who practices an oriental
	martial art.  (Tai Chi Chuan probably doesn't count.)  Ed.]
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Aliquid melius quam pessimum optimum non est.
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Der Horizont vieler Menschen ist ein Kreis mit Radius Null --
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Ego sum ens omnipotens.
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Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit.
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Hodie natus est radici frater.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Klatu barada nikto.
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Mieux vaut tard que jamais!
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Qvid me anxivs svm?
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Raffiniert ist der Herrgott aber boshaft ist er nicht.
		-- Albert Einstein
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Regnant populi.
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semper en excretus
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SEMPER UBI SUB UBI!!!!
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sillema sillema nika su
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Suaviter in modo, fortiter in re.
Se non e vero, e ben trovato.
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Sum quod eris.
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Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute, il faut
toujours recommencer.
		-- A. Gide
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Verba volant, scripta manent!
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