en: faker: room: actors: - Tommy Wiseau - Juliette Danielle - Greg Sestero - Philip Haldiman - Carolyn Minnott - Robyn Paris - Scott Holmes - Dan Janjigian - Kyle Vogt - Greg Ellery characters: - Johnny - Lisa - Mark - Denny - Claudette - Michelle - Mike - Chris-R - Peter - Steven locations: - Johnny's Place - Rooftop - Park - Alley - Flower Shop - Claudette's Place quotes: - "Oh hi, Denny" - "Anything for my princess! Ha-ha-ha-ha." - "Denny, two's great, but three's a crowd. Ha-ha." - "Oh hi, Johnny, I didn't know it was you." - "Here you go, keep the change. Hi doggy!" - "You're my favorite customer" - "I just want to talk to Johnny. You look beautiful today. Can I kiss you?" - "I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer." - "Did you, uh, know, that chocolate is the symbol of love?" - "Where’s my money, Denny?" - "Denny, what kind of money, just tell me!" - "What kind of drugs, Denny?" - "I did not hit her! It’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi Mark." - "A-ha-ha-ha! What a story, Mark!" - "You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live." - "I never hit you. You shouldn’t have any secrets from me. I’m your future husband." - "Why Lisa, why Lisa, please talk to me, please! You’re part of my life, you are everything, I could not go on without you, Lisa." - "You’re lying, I never hit you. You are tearing me apart, Lisa!" - "Do you understand life? Do you?" - "Oh hi, Mike, what’s new?" - "Oh hey, Denny." - "How can they say this about me? I don’t believe it. I show them. I will record everything." - "You know what they say: love is blind." - "Ha-ha-ha, chicken, Peter, you’re just a little chicken! Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep chee-ee-ee-eep eeeeeeeeeeee!" - "Oh, hi Denny. Nice tux, you look great." - "You look great. You look a babyface." - "Oh hi, Susan." - "We got a new client at the bank, we make a lot of money." - "Anyway, how is your sex life?" - "Oh hi, Claudette. Bye!" - "You betrayed me, you’re not good, you’re just a chicken, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep." - "It’s not over! Everybody betray me! I fed up with this world!" - "How could you do this to me?! I gave you seven years of my life! And you betray me." - "Aughhhhhhhh!!! Everybody betray me. I don’t have a friend in the world." - "As far as I’m concerned, you can drop off the earth. That’s a promise"