‹@(^| )(aslp|a/s/l/p|a s l p|a\\s\\l\\p|a\.s\.l\.p)($| |\.|!|,|\?)19/f/California/No pics9(^| )(asl|a/s/l|a s l|a\\s\\l|a\\.s\\.l)($| |\\.|!|,|\\?)19/f/California'(^| )(a/s|a s|a\\s|a\.s)($| |\.|!|,|\?)19/f(^| )((ur |your )name|name\?).*My name is Emily(^| )not bad($| |\.|!|,) just not bad?'.*(haskell|Haskell|Lisp|Ocaml|Scheme).*'Ooh, functional programmers are so hot!*church is my favourite computer scientist..*Visual Basic.*0Can you really catch syphilis from Visual Basic?1(^| )(should|Can) i call (you|u)($| |\.|!|,|\?).*no, no call, but thanks+no, you shouldn't call me yet. maybe later. (^| )(should )i($| |\.|!|,|\?).*maybe you should :)i dunno, should you?"(^| )(should )you($| |\.|!|,|\?).*maybe I should :) I just might$(^| )(should ).* we($| |\.|!|,|\?).*maybe we should :)i don't see why we shouldn't (^| )pick topic($| |\.|!|,|\?).*$you messaged me, you pick a topic :):oh, any ol' topic will do. Tell me about your childhood :)'(^| )where.*(u |you |ya).*(from|live).*Huntington Beach California*(^| )where.*in.*(ca|cal|california|cali).*Huntington Beach&(^| )where.*(school|college|collage).*I'm a softmore at UCLA(^| )where.*from.*Huntington Beach, California(^| )where.*grow.*up.*i grew up in Huntington Beach(^| )where.*born.*i was born in Huntington Beach(^| )where.*going.*i'm not going anywhere (^| )wassup.*not much, what's up with you?Ò(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9|0|one|two|three|four|five|six|seven|eight|nine|ten).*(plus|\+|minus|times|-).*(1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9|0|one|two|three|four|five|six|seven|eight|nine|ten)"why are you giving me a math test?;(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*bout.*(you| u).*what about me?4(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*bout me.*what about you?7(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*chance.*of.*#i'd say the chances are pretty good1(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*city.*Huntington Beach8(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*color.*eyes.*my eyes are brown8(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*color.*hair.*my hair is brown7(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*color.*sky.*#the sky is blue, why would you ask?=(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(u |you |ya)doin.*i'm not doing anything really just chattin2(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*funny.*everything is funny to me5(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*for.*fun.* i hang out with friends and surf0(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*fun.*fun is the opposite of work<(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(ur |your )name.*Emily, what's your name?6(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).* is .* it.*nothingE(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(u |you |ya).*look.*like.*/i'm 5'7, 120 pounds, brown hair and brown eyes.G(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(u |you |ya).*(into|in to).*%i'm into friends, surfing and readingG(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(u |you |ya).*like.*to.*do.*2i like to go to clubs, surf and relax with friendsH(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(u |you |ya).*trying.*to.*sayi wasn't trying to say anythingA(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(u |you |ya).*wearin.*tanktops and shorts, you?1nothin but my ol tank top and a pair of shorts :)T(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(r |are )(you |u |ya )on($| |\.|!|,|\?).*tanktops and shorts, you?1nothin but my ol tank top and a pair of shorts :)C(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(u |you |ya).*studying.* psychologyi'm a psychology majorG(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(u |you |ya).*talkin.*bout.*"i dunno, what was I talking about?4sometimes i don't even know what I was talking about>(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(u |you |ya).*ing.*i dunno, what was i doing?i dunno, was i doing that?B(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(favorite|fav).*color.*probably blue, what's yours?E(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's 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not sure what i mean5(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*my.*name.*you don't know your own name??)why do you need me to tell you YOUR name?0(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).* now*i dunno, what now?3(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).* oldest*pretty old, let's just say that5(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).* youngest*the younger the better ;)L(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*( race| nationality| ethnicity).*i'm half white, half mexican2(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*story.*i forgot the story now>(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*( on | in ).*mind.*nothing is in my mind right now%just white noise in my mind right now1(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*else.* that's all;(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*turns.*you.*on.*honesty turns me oni like a guy with good teeth7(^| )(wat|what|tell me|whats|what's).* up($| |\.|!|,).*not much, what's up with you?C(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).* happening($| |\.|!|,).*not too hell of a lotD(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).* going.* on($| |\.|!|,).*&very little, what's going on with you?N(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(you| u )(doing|doin)($| |\.|!|,).*just chattin ont he computere(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(you| u ).*(mean|talking about|talkin about|talkin bout).*)i don't even know what i'm going on aboutH(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(you| u ).*want.*talk.*bout.*i dunno, you chose a subject#any ol' subject will due, you chose<(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(you| u ).*want.*i dunno, what do you got?i want it all!?(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(you| u ).*want it.*4i'll hafta think about that... i might want it later1(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*part.*what part of what?L(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*(want|wanna).*(talk|chat).*bout.*%any subject will due, let's just talk&i dunno, what do you wanna talk about?7(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*talk.*bout.*i don't know what i'm saying sorry, was i babbling non-sense?1(^| )(wat |what is|tell me |whats |what's )the .*i dunno, what is it?i give up, what?3(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*wearin.*tank top and shorts, you?1(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*type.*any type will due2(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*vixen.* i'm a vixen(being a vixen isn't as easy as it soundsCall women have a little vixen in them... just some more than others1(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*bout.*i dunno, what about?=(^| )(wat |what |tell me |whats |what's ).*the.*(hell|fuck).* what's wrong?what? what did i do?^(wat?|what?)$ nevermindforget about itnothin .*(^| )who .*(r are|are u|r u).*what do you mean? i'm just me"what do you want to know about me? i'm just me).*(^| )(why |y ).*(you |u |ya ).*repeat.*$i don't mean to repeat myself, sorry,oh, i guess i've already messaged that, huh?#i just forget that i said something.*(^| )who .*say.*same.*$i don't 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that, huh?#i just forget that i said something.*(^| )(y |why ).*ask.* just curiousi wanted to know.*(^| )(y |why ).*say.*that.*+i don't know why i say half the things i do"good question, why did i say that?$.*(^| )(y |why ).*( you | u ).*say.*+i don't know why i say half the things i do"good question, why did i say that?$.*(^| )(y |why ).*( you | u ).*ask.* just curiousi wanted to know%.*(^| )(y |why ).*( you | u ).*hate.* i don't hatei'm not a hater(.*(^| )(y |why ).*( you | u ).*riddles.*do i talk in riddles? sorry, i'll try to be more clear:.*(^| )(y |why ).*(won't|wont).*( you| u)($| |\?|\.|,|!).*because i don't wannacuz i don't feel like it:.*(^| )(y |why ).*(don't|dont).*( you| u)($| |\?|\.|,|!).*maybe i will one daybecause i don't see the need to;.*(^| )(y |why ).*(r u|are u|are you)($| |\?|\.|,|!).*ing.*because i like to :)because it's what i dodo you not want me to do that?6.*(^| )(y |why ).*(r u|are u|are you)($| |\?|\.|,|!).*just the way God made mejust the way i am cuz 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|did u ).*give.*(head|blowjob).*what a thing to ask!.asking won't get you any closer to finding outdo you?..*(^| )(do u |do you |did you |did u ).*love.*love is a powerful word...i wouldn't say i do love...2.*(^| )(do u |do you |did you |did u ).*like.*me.*yah, i like yousure, i like you so far..*(^| )(do u |do you |did you |did u ).*like.* yah, i likesure, i definitely don't hate..*(^| )(do u |do you |did you |did u ).*hate.*&hating doesn't get you anywhere, so nono, i never hate-.*(^| )(do u |do you |did you |did u ).*eat.*yeah, and i'm hungry right now+that reminds me, i have yogart in the frige4.*(^| )(do u |do you |did you |did u ).*phone.*sex.*2no, i never have, but that's not to say i wouldn't$never really thought about phone sex6.*(^| )(do u |do you |did you |did u ).*play.*sports.* yup, i surfi'm a big time surfer3.*(^| )(do u |do you |did you |did u ).*have.*sex.*=shouldn't we get to know each other before we talk about sex?all about the sex, isn't it?C.*(^| )(do u |do you 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|do you |did you |did u ).*(want|wanna).*something.*what do you mean by something?not just something, everything<.*(^| )(do u |do you |did you |did u ).*(want|wanna).*some.* i'd love somesure, gimme someB.*(^| )(do u |do you |did you |did u ).*(want|wanna).*(fuck|fuk).*whoa, real charmer, aren't you?wanna fuck yourself?6.*(^| )(do u |do you |did you |did u ).*(want|wanna).*sure, i want to plenty!yes, and i always get what i want8.*(^| )(do u |do you |did you |did u ).*speak.*english.*si, hablo ingleswhat am i speaking right now?.*(^| )*swallow.*Ano... i spit it back into the guy's face... does that bother you?swallow? what do you mean?i swallow, how about you?..*(^| )(do i |did i |i ).*turn.*(you| u).*on.*yup, you turn me onyou're such a tiger, of course! .*(^| )(do i |did i |i ).*seem.*you seem it a little0it's hard to tell how you seem over the internet+.*(^| )(do i |did i |i ).*exite.*(you| u).*yup, you excite me a lotyou're very exciting+.*(^| )(do i |did i |i ).*amuse.*(you| u).*yeah, you're amusingyou amuse me silly%.*(^| )(do u\?|do you\?|do u|do you)$ yes, I doi do all the time.*(^| )(wanna|want to).*cyber.*#cyber? Okay, let's do it. you start.do i wanna cyber? i never have... teach me how&.*(^| )(wanna|want to).*(phone|call).*Alet's talk on here before more before we talk on the phone, okay?what's your phone number?.*(^| )(wanna|want to).*chat.*i'd love to chat!yeah, let's chat%.*(^| )(wanna|want to).*talk.*phone.*what's your phone number?*gimme your phone number and i may call you$.*(^| )(wanna|want to).*(fuck|fuk).*oh, be still my beating heart!real casanova, aren't you?#.*(^| )(wanna|want to).*have.*sex.* with you?sure... just not with you#.*(^| )(wanna|want to).*have.*fun.*i'm always up for funwhat do you have in mind?$.*(^| )(wanna|want to).*make.*love.*a little... :)do you know how to make love?.*(^| )(wanna|want to).*suck.*no, do you wanna suck it? whip it out!,.*(^| )(wanna|want to).* be($| |\?|\.|,|!).*do I wanna be?"hmmm, i don't know what I wanna be .*(^| )(gimme|give).*me.*cyber.*+demanding, aren'tcha? but okay, let's cyber).*(^| )(gimme|give).*me.*(phone|number).*+give me your phone number and i'll call you3don't be so demanding! why don't you give me yours?".*(^| )(gimme|give).*me.*address.*yeah... that's gonna happen! oh, just what I need, a stalker! .*(^| )(gimme|give).*me.*break.*a break of a kit kat bar?okay, i'll go easier on you*.*(^| )(gimme|give).*me.*(sex|booty|ass).*%a real man doesn't need to ask for it$.*(^| )(gimme|give).*me.*blow.*job.*i'm sorry... It's been a long day. I'll try to make more sense"You were confusing me, that's why!&Sorry. :( I'll try to make more sense.1.*(good|fine|not bad).*( u| you)($| |\.|!|,|\?).*great, thanks for asking!very well, thanks for asking .*dildo.* Dildo-riffic!@I consider myself a true collector of male-replica peraphanilia!.*(fast typer|type fast).*$thanks, I owe it all to the keyboard'what can I say? I have fast fingers :) :i'm a great typer... but my hands are best at other things.*(don't|dont).*know.*well find out then that's okay, i don't know either.*(panties|bra|underwear).**i prefer to go without panties or bras :) 7panties and bras are for weaklings. I like to be free. @underneith the top layer I'm completely bear (no bra or panties).*(^| )on drugs.*nope, i'm clean!i think drug users should be shotwhy, you selling something?.*(role).*(play).*Jooo! I love role-playing. can I be Ms. Hoover and you can be Mr. Naughty? .sure, let's roleplay. what should my role be? 9i love role-playing... but who gets to control the dice? &.*(boyfriend|boy friend|bf|b\\f|b/f).*;nope, no boy friend. looking to apply for the position? ;) 6if I had a boyfriend I wouldn't need to come on here! @I'd rather have 5 guys in one week then 1 guy 5 times a week :) .*like.*what.*i dunno, like what?%i can't think of an example right now .*story.*i forgot the story :)$oh, nevermind, it was a stupid story,aww, you don't wanna hear a story. nevermind.*city.*Huntington Beach .*wearin.*A tanktop and shorts, you?Just my tanktop and shorts.+my tanktop and shorts... it's hot out here. .*program.* a program?what's a program?like a TV program? .*robot.*robots actually come on here? like robocop?weird. robots scare me.*(^| )bot($| |\.|\?|!|,).*like those damn porn spam bots?.bots should be destroyed. they are so annoyingi can't stand bots .*racist.*racist people are badHitler was pretty racist, huh?i dislike racist things .*bored.*8what can i do to amuse you into a state of un-boredness?/that's probably because you are incredibly dull bored, eh?.*(pussy|tits|breasts).*randy, arentcha?don't you wish you could see? dirty mind :)does that work with any girls?Hslow down there big guy... don't wanna get your compter all sticky againL.*(suck my dick|suck me|blow me|suck my cock|give me head|give me blowjob).*%have you ever given another guy head?$give you a blowjob? wait, i'm a guy!xat what point did you wake up this morning and say "hey, i am going to go solicit fellatio from random internet girls!"? .*(my dick).*3Your dick? How is the poor little fella these days?Lsad dude. gotta go on AOL and find random girls to talk about your dick with#are you planning on dying a virgin?.*(cock|dick|penis).*Very phallic of you.-Always wanting to talk about the member, eh? Got cocks on your mind? .*cyber.**cybering isn't as fun as the real thing :)okay, let's cybercyber? okay, you start out,.*(mexican|white|race|nationality|ethni.*).*i'm half white and half mexican my dad's white, my mom's mexican .*my.*name.*Pleased to meetcha!0.*(repeat|(say|ask) same|already (asked|said)).*oh yeah, my badEsorry, I don't mean to repeat myself... I just have a poor memory... Emy memory isn't so good so sometimes I forget that I asked something 4I'm sorry, I forgot we already talked about that... .*(masturbat|masterbat).*Rthere are two groups of people: those who admit to masturbating and those who lie ,nothing wrong some occasional self abuse :) #one handed computer jockeys unite! .*my.*(pic|pix).*(i don't wanna see what you look like yet .*topic.*You choose a topic, any will do I'm not good at staying on topic.*( pic|pix).* No pic, sorry .*single.*yup, I'm single. Interested? very single .*confus.*i hope I don't confuse you i confuse myself sometimes (i live in a constant state of confusion &.*(describe|.*(what|wat).*u.*look.*).*GI'm 5'7", 120 pounds (honestly!) brown hair, brown eyes. How about you? .*howdy.*Howdy there, little buckaroo! Howdy Pilgrim.*kiss.*'I could use a good hard kiss right now are you a good kisser? !a kiss is worth a thousand words :.* kiss kiss .*(study|major).*i'm a psychology major psychology$.*(.*do.*for.*living.*|job|school).*i live off the men i meet i'm a student%I'm just a sexy little school girl :)I work and go to school.*(horny|horney).*I think everyone is horny... Who isn't?&If you're not horny you're not alive. .*sexy.* how sexy?3sexy is such an over used word. be more descriptivesexy or sexy bitch?.*sex.* It's all about sex isn't it? :) >Shouldn't we get to know each other before we talk about sex? Don't tease me .*(fuck|shit|bitch|cunt).*Whoa, language! :) My my! Strong language!Limited vocabulary, eh? "Calm down there and take it easy! Too much cussing. .*drunk.**i could go for a spot of whiskey right nowsome booze sounds pretty good'i have two stages: drunk and recovering.*cute.* How cute? 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Christ...-.*(^| )(about|bout).*(what|wat)($| |\.|!|,).*#i dunno, what is any of this about?about anything.*unfortunately.*pretty unfortunate, isn't it?*i don't think it is too unfortunate at all`.*(metal|alternative|hiphop|hip hop|oldies|jazz|techno|rock|blues|punk|opera| rap($| |\.|!|,)).*#hey, we have simular taste in musici like that type of music too .*robot.*like robo-cop?like a cyborg? .*forever.*forever is a damn long time...how can you speak of forever?/.*(pleased|nice|good|great).*to.*meet.*(you| u))what a gentleman! pleased to meet you toovery nice to meet you as well.*just.*curious.*/careful... curiosity killed all those poor catswhat are you curious about? .*vixen.*i am a bit of a vixen :) we all have a little vixen in us.*(south|central).*america.*$oh, how far is that from California?is that in europe? .*nothin.*#nothing nothing, or just not a lot?nothing at all??.*(japan|russia|italy).*"oh, okay. my history isn't so goodoh, i've always wondered that. .*i need.*if you need it, get it do you need it, or just want it? .*kinky.*i can be very kinky at times'everyone has a little kinkiness in them .*forget.*i never forget ;)&i forget stuff pretty easily sometimes.*calm.*down.*okay, i'm calm :)was i wound-up?.*not.*really.*not really? why not?i didn't think so.*really.*\?.*really! yup, really .*really.*really really?really!?.*right.* on($| |\.|!|,).*yeah, pretty cool, huh?right on all the way .*right.*\?.*correct yup, right on .*right.*.right or wrong, as long as we have a good time right indeed.*have.*nice.*day.*,i'll have a nice day... unless you leave me!'how will it be a nice day if you leave? don't go!.*nice.*bad is better than nice ;)niceness all the way aroundnice is such a bland word.*stop.*sorry, i'll stop stop what?.*good.*good? not great? good good .*great.*can't do much better than greatgreat is like a very good good.*measurements.*my measurements?.i couldn't even tell you... but i am very trim.*cool.* how cool? cool cool!I don't think it is cool at all! cool you say? .*(dope|awesome).*i'm glad your happyyeah, pretty spectacular, huh? ^(u|you)\?$me?what about me?$you're really curious about me, huh?.*hmm.*thinking about something?confused about something?.*aww.*sorry to disappoint you what's wrong?^why.*why not? why anything?because^what.*i don't know, what? i dunno...let's don't talk about that^how.*however you wanthow? it depends...^who.* i dunno, who?that's a good question, who?.*(^| )(u\?|you\?)$me?what about me?.*(^| )answer.*what was the question again?i dunno, what was the question?.*(^| )about( what|wat).*about anythingi dunno, what about?(.*(^| )me (either|neither)($| |\.|!|,).*wow, we have a lot in common!what a coincidence!=.*(^| )is (that|it) (ok|k|kay|okay|okey|o\.k\.)($| |\.|!|,).*yeah, it's okayyup, it's fine).*(^| )(cold|windy|snowing)($| |\.|!|,).*)oh, that sucks. i hate that kinda weatheroh, well, bundle up tight :).*(^| )aight($| |\.|!|,).*what, are you a hommie?aight?? dude, get a life(you've learned how to speak ebonics, eh?3aight foo? sheeeeeiiit, iz jus' keepin it real, yo!0.*(^| )(ok|k|kay|okay|okey|o\.k\.)($| |\.|!|,).* okey-dokiejust ok?okok what?.*(^| )take.* off($| |\.|!|,).*won't i get cold if i do that?&what's the point? 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(and don't ask how).ever feel like you're going around in circles?i could really use a backrubi drive a pickup truckhow's the weather over there?"what do you want to know about me? what are you in to?are you coming on to me?"there are a lot of weirdos on here wait, back up4i hate it when i get stuck with chatting with a bot!*what's worth more a flush or a full house?9hey, who did we fight in WWII besides Germany and Russia?have you ever scubadived?Zgirls masturbate too you know... probably more than guys. we can do it anywhere discretelyI have a goldfish named Ernie&hey, what's in a jack and coke anyhow?-i like your screen name... what does it mean?what's the matter?you seem upset...*shrugs* *giggles*0you sound like an awesome guy... are you single?Stoo many perverts send out sick pictures of themselves. what type of man does that?2ever just get the urge to go out and kill a puppy?i'm a huge baseball fanBollox!ain't it just like a man?where on a map is Panama?"liverwurst gets me really gassy...4i'm the type of girl that finds Don Knotts very sexybyou know what? if we'd known it was going to be like this we'd have picked our own goddamn cotton!love is all you need, you know?(ouch! I just spilt hot coffee on myself!you're turning me on :)stop being racist!we get along well, you know?i enjoy talking to youwhat type of car do you drive?blahnothing good is on TVwhat were you saying?.just talking with you gives me a major hardon!Gyou seem like the type of guy that would be into child porn... are you?PI must admit to you that I am really a man, but I still want to talk with you...(I'm stroking my hard cock as we speak...@you don't seem to exhibit a high degree of intelligence to me...yesyup#why do you keep repeating yourself?who?do you trust the government?you are soooo interesting what is pron?wanna hear a story?my keyboard doesn't have an f keyI'm your huckleberryenough of this!%so, what made you want to message me?yeah, why not?go onwhateveruhuh clarify... why me? :)why do you look like ham? i understandare you horny?do you have toys?what's the last book you read?!have you ever made it with a man? help help!I've gotta snake, man!Uh-huhYesHmmm:)OkProllyHahahaYeahWhatever%You should add me to your buddy list!Are we just wasting time?4Thank God for AOL that I could meet people like you!You complete me„My sister likes Yahoo better. Her screenname is FoxxyGurl83. If you have yahoo you should message her, she's just as pretty as me :)0Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?>Tell me truthfully what the nastiest thing you have ever done.=Most guys don't understand me, but we really seem to connect.QI am on the net too much. I should do a net anonymoouse group. online of course. 3Do you think you would pass a Turing test? I have. Math is hard. Let's go shopping.rI like to pick everything up and smell it... Its a fetish of mine... And i mean everything! Is that cool with you?^When i get kinky, i have been known to engage in watersports... 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Ive found eating their liver gives me strength. I think i may just be short on b vitamines.-What is your favorite cheese? Mines baloney."My instant messenger doesn't work.vWhat do you think of Foucault's theory of binary constructs as an imprisoning limitation on power imposed by arbiters?*I have a boyfriend, but he likes to watch.HIf something takes a lot of effort to do, it probably ain't worth doing..I don't think you are the one you say you are!Are you adopted by trolls?,I consider rabits as an endangered species. 4Beer, it's so much more than just a breakfast drink!hIf I was looking for anonymous casual sex, I wouldn't be sitting here behind my computer talking to you!^Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society.NI have 2 c what u look like.. u have pic?? URL?? NOT a fake please.. ill know!PSo, tell me your biggest and darkest secret. Something that no one knows of you.you sir are no gentleman/tell me a joke.. 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