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(:def fiona
  (:oneof
    (| "You forgot the difference between equanimity and passivity.")
    (| "You're more likely to get cut with a dull tool than a sharp one.")
    (| "Hunger hurts but starving works.")
    (| "I ran out of white doves' feathers\nTo soak up the hot piss that comes from your mouth")
    (| "Just tolerate my little fist\nTugging on your forest chest")))

(:def main
  fiona)